Minggu, 14 Juni 2009

Rodent Creature Prowls

So I'm alone, the lights are off and I hear rodent creature prowling around my room. I'm fucking petrified right now.

Everything is silent and I think rodent creature's bidding it's time. Holy shit I heard something again. I'm so glad I'm chatting with a friend right now because I'm totally freaking myself out.

I should have told one of the satpams about the rat/mice (sigh, I'll keep it that way just for you N) but it's so cute, I'll feel bad if it gets killed.

Ok, I feel like I have to defend my stance against rodent creature. Like yes, I find it cute, but it's not like I want it jumping on me. I have the same relationship with small dogs. They're cute....at a distance. If they're within a 10 ft radius of me, I feel like they're going to eat me.

And it's not an irrational fear. I swear.

It's about this daschund belonging to Queen Margrethe mauling one of her royal guards. Btw, this is how a daschund looks like:


Not so cute now, is it? That's right! Beware bitches! 


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