The movie was f-ing cheesetastic...cheesiest scenes, cheesiest lines, etc. I swear if I see another guy riding into the horizon, I'm gonna hurl a rock at him just for shits and giggles.
Here's the best bit. So the movie is set in Kazakhastan and the hero is a Kazakh prince. Both parents are Chinese-looking...yet they managed to produce this guy:
Yes...he looks soooo Asian.
When his father embraced him, crying, "My son!" I had to crack up. Dude, your wife was soooo screwing a white dude behind your back.
I know some a lot of Middle Eastern people are gorgeous and yes, this dude looks delicious. I know some Middle Eastern people look almost white.....
...but come on. Really? Two Chinese looking people produced him? Reminds me of what happened to this Indonesian dude. He's Indonesian, the wife's Indonesian, their baby...........was born with blue eyes. Yeah, that marriage ended.
Kazakh government invested $40 million into it. Soooo not a response to Borat. Anyway, freakin waste of money in my opinion. Ok, exciting action sequence and gorgeous landscapes that make it hard to have a truly bad shot, but.....awkward acting, awkward lines, awkward casting....I kept cringing all the way.
