Feet Torture Is STILL Fashionable

So I was at lunch yesterday and this girl with absolutely gorgeous legs in gorgeous high-heel shoes was there. My mom noticed her gorgeous legs of course and had to ask if her shoes hurt. The girl's mom started going on about how she only allowed her daughter to wear high-heels, even when walking long ass distances in Hong Kong, and that's how her daughter became more comfortable in high-heels.

I nearly leapt across the table to stuff that woman's mouth with cake just to stop her from going on. I could see where my mom's train of thought would start careening towards. Yes. I was right. The mother decided I had to start wearing heels only. 

So we went shopping. Tried on a bunch of excruciating shoes. Ok. What is up with designers designing shoes with the sole purpose of mangling feet??? I kept eyeing the Beverly Feldman shoes....cute but FLAT shoes.

I'm sorry, I walk a lot. I *need* shoes I can practically run in. I mean, it's not like I sacrifice fashion that much for comfort......I still refuse to wear Crocs (one of those shoes that should make you go "wtf.")....

My mom was going about how I should wear cute shoes to lunch since there's no reason I would need comfy shoes at lunch. Says who? Er, I wear shoes I can sprint in for a reason...

Luckily my mom fell in love with the same Melissa shoes as me...

Yes, they're fucking cute. I feel like they were painting my feet and they felt soooo comfy at first. Of course when I wore them today.............

Well...now I have blisters on my blisters. 

And tonight, I felt the need to wear my very cute but extremely painful Steve Madden shoes for dinner. I have never claimed to be intelligent. I was dying. Ended up shoving my shoes at everyone and forcing everybody to admire them. I don't care if everyone agreed they were cute just to avoid getting their toes skewered by me. At that moment, I would accept even sympathy compliments.