I got prayed for. For a gentle and meek disposition.

I managed not to run away screaming, "Fuck nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"

Very proud. :>

Abuse of Beer?

Ok, I don't really see what the big deal about this but my cousin insists it's an "abuse of beer." A crime equivalent to putting ice cubes in wine so I suppose I better write about it...

So we were at Pizza e Birra:

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And they have flavoured beer. Like lychee, cinnamon and apple flavoured beer. Obviously we got excited and had to try it..only to discover it was beer with lychee/cinnamon/apple syrup. So yes. I get it. Putting syrup in beer is bad.

I voted!!!

I voted last week in Indo's presidential elections. Since this is Indonesia, this is how they prove you've voted:

Yes, I was freaking proud of that until the next day.....


Holy shit my finger looks like a diseased eggplant!!!


3rd day and the diseased look is still going on...


That's the fifth day and finally.....

One week later:

Yes. Still not gone.

Aren't you 1st World-ers lucky. Voting doesn't involve your finger looking diseased for a fucking week!!!!

Bitch Fest Fun...

You know how annoying it is when you see all those girls wearing the same fucking thing? Come on guys, have more originality. Just because someone buys the Birkin bag doesn't mean EVERYONE has to have it.

I was ranting to my friends about how fucked up it is that 3 girls can show up to the same dinner wearing the same Hervé Léger dress, Prada clutch, Hermès bangle and Louboutin shoes without prior planning.

And then my two friends suggested these "oh snap!" comments to make in future situations like that....

"Aww cute! All the same!"

"Was it buy one, get one free?"

Fix the F-ing Ratio

Ok, what is up with clubs having more dudes than chicks? I went to Attica last night and the guy:girl ratio was like 2:1.

All I can say is:

Oh...and remind me.....next time I get hold of the key to the front gate, after getting the maid to agree on keeping the door to the house unlocked....

...I better make sure I brought the right key.

Turns out that I'm in a far better shape than I thought....managed to climb over the gate...and got my dress caught on the way down.

Nearly strangled myself and ruined the dress. Luckily it was one of those wrap dresses I could slide out of easily and no one's up for me to flash them at 5-6 am-ish.....

Wtf speech.

All from the same woman...

"I was in Geneva, unfortunately there were many Middle Eastern people there." 

- and that's why she didn't get a good impression of Switzerland. Yes.

"Obama bin Laden"

- not a good slip.

"I could be on a diet but when the cake is placed in front of me, I forget about my diet pills."

- right.

She's a Relationship Manager (ie. private banker) for a prestigious investment bank, giving a presentation to the children of high net-worth clients.

Don't Be A Fat Tourist

Anyone read this scary story? My mother just told me about it yesterday...

Ok so this is the Singapore Flyer:

...another overrated tourist attraction. Sorry, unlike London where you have a shitload of historically significant beautiful buildings and *may* enjoy 30 min in a box, Singapore only has buildings. Like office buildings. Boring office buildings.

Anyway, that ride suddenly stopped mid-air last year in December. And they couldn't turn it back on. And guess what? The only way down is to abseil down that shit. Yeah. Oh, did I mention it's 42 floors high?

Yeah...pity the poor souls who had the misfortune of being right at the top.