This is Art.

Ok. There has GOT to be a time when something is no longer art. I don't know wtf is going on with this sculpture:


Yeah, think that's bad? Wait until you see the other side of it:


I don't know what that's supposed to be? I mean, ok, it's clearly not created for its aesthetic value. So what kind of statement could it be making? Frustration at a lack of bare boobage in the artist's life? Be good or reincarnation may fuck you over and turn you from a fugly fat man to a fugly fat pig or a woman whose only career option is in the adult entertainment industry?

Yeah...I don't know.

The only explanation that may remotely make sense is that this is an apotropaic sculpture, intended to ward of evil...and other human beings it seems. Hell, I don't think I'm gonna wanna hang out in a house with that thing staring at me.